So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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