I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Reggie can tackle my bush.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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