I am puke
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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