Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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