i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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