We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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