last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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