You can't motorboat a personality
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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