You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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