no. you can't hotbox the world.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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