I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
worst night to have a conscience
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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