This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
two words: eviction party
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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