HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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