ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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