I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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