I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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