Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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