I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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