i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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