The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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