I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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