I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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