i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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