She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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