I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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