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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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