i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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