maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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