What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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