I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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