is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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