3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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