If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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