not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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