Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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