Dual....:-)
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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