problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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