he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My vagina is officially offended.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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