Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
