The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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