It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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