I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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