S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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