i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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