is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You dont lie about slip and slides
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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