You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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