My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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