after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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