If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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