everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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