She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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